The Elf On The Shelf Is Nothing More Than A Footless Creep

The Elf on the Shelf is a footless menace who exists to terrify children with its strange rules and constant surveillance. I banish it from my home.

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The Elf on the Shelf is creepy and won't be in my house.

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The Elf on the Shelf is creepy and won't be in my house.

Your Elf on the Shelf is creeping me out